What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

“Not every game is for every single person. Sometimes you have to pick a lane” - The Outer Worlds 2’s director on meaningful role-playing consequence and banning respec - RPG Site

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Prime Day is back July 8-11, with double the days and millions of deals - About Amazon

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Man thought he was 'tired from work' before brain tumour diagnosis - BBC

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Why is Matt Gaetz being investigated but not Sarah (Tim) McBride? Why do we only care about grooming when it's the Republicans doing it?

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Jewels sparkle like stars in Van Cleef and Arpels' 'Cosmic Splendor' at NYC's American Museum of Natural History - Space

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

How Long Of A Ride Is Mario Kart World? - Kotaku

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Trump travel ban barring citizens from 12 countries takes effect - BBC

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Librarians breathe easy as tool spots toxic book pigment - The Times

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Watch These Broadcom Stock Price Levels After Post-Earnings Slide - Investopedia

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Notes and quotes from Day 1 of Raiders' 2025 mandatory minicamp - Las Vegas Raiders

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How long can a marriage survive after a long-term affair?